Life is Pain. Anyone who tells you otherwise is selling something.
There is no money in revenge.
Never match wits with a Sicilian when death is on the line.
Never trust people in masks.
Never get involved in a land war in Asia.
Not even death can stop true love.
Sometimes miracles do happen.
The Dread Pirate Roberts leaves no survivors, except sometimes.
Humperdink is a stupid name.