Sunday, February 27, 2011

If Simon Cowell Came Over

I would really hope it was during the Miss America pageant because it would be hilarious to hear his commentary on the pageant, especially the talent portion.

Sunday, February 6, 2011

Gifts You Can’t Return

Tired of buying gifts that just go back to the store? Maybe that hard to buy for person would like one of the following. Either way, no give backs. (Hey, I didn't say it was a good list.)

Haircuts. Once it's cut, it can't be reattached.

Tattoos. Sure you can get it removed, but you aren't getting your money back. In fact, it'd cost you more.


Anything monogrammed.

Clearance items.

Garage sale and flea market finds.





Pretty much any spa treatment, especially waxing.

Nicotine addiction.

Food poisoning.

Poison ivy.

Dental work.

Broken bones.


Black eyes.

Ice cream cones.

Snow cones.